While we take our time concocting some bullshit story about who we are, how troubled and exciting our history has been, and why we’re so great, we’ll just get on with the contact info.
Demos
After having created a giant plastic blamanche from all the jewel cases of demos that we received, we’ve reluctantly entered the world of receiving mp3’s instead of hard copies. That said, please contact one of the folks below and direct them to some songs that are posted online somewhere. If the aforementioned music ‘expert’ deems your music worthy we shall ask for you to send us some more. Please do not:
a) send one email and cc everyone. Pick one person to correspond with;
b) send each person a separate email;
c) send files in your initial correspondence. We will not open them and your music will be banished from our office forever. Or at least until we go under, which will probably be 2010 – hello exit strategy;
Contact us
Why you would want to reach us, we’ll never understand. We fall asleep just listening to ourselves drone on and on about our nervous ticks and bouts with pinkeye. If you must though, feel free to use one of the following:
For all things other than demos (NO PHYSICAL DEMOS PLEASE), send to:
Smallman Records
P.O. Box 352, RPO Corydon
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
R3M 3V3
This is the best and easiest way to get in touch with us. Sometimes we have so much jam on our fingers though that it may take a couple of weeks to type you a reply. Please be patient. We get back to everyone at some time, in some life.
The Present Line-up (which could change at any second cuz it’s a fucking recession right now and head’s could roll people, HEAD’S COULD ROLL!@)
Label, general micro-managing and seasonal bouts of KnowItAll-ness and IToldYouSo-is, please contact Rob Krause at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).
Management, squinty-eyed glares and the opposite of internal zen focusing (external face poking?), please contact Jason Smith at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).
Production, grant subsistence monitor, general scapegoat and morning onion sandwich eater, please contact Ruben Ramalheiro at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).
Office management, database noodler, theoretical contortionist and semi-retired poster boy for the weekend, please contact Kyle at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).
Online updater and offline downloader, virus supplier and general office computer corrupter, please contact Jessie at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).
Phone
“What’s your toll free number?” Ha. Nice try. The toll free was the worst idea we ever had. Now all of our bands phone us endlessly to ask us to wire them money so they can repair their transmissions and buy themselves new underwear. If you’re not one of our bands looking for money, and you still need to talk to us, please call:
(204) 452-5627
We are generally around for about 10 minutes at 2pm central time. Only on Tuesdays. Once a month.
Fax
We dare you to try and fax us something.
(204) 480-4309
