Street Team

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Want to be part of the magic that is Smallman? Think you’ve got what it takes to have a nervous breakdown at the drop of a pin? Then sign up for our street-team and let your anxiety problems begin. Other than developing new medical conditions, as part of the street team you’ll also be eligible for exclusive giveaways like tufts of hair that we pull out of our scalp on a regular basis.

Sound good? Then sign up now! (But please, only if you have the time and patience to help out.)