While we take our time concocting some bullshit story about who we are, how troubled and exciting our history has been, and why we’re so great, we’ll just get on with the contact info.


Sadly, our ears exploded and we are no longer able to hear. We are hoping that we have enough sales sometime in the future that will allow us to afford ear replacement surgery.

Contact us

Why you would want to reach us, we’ll never understand. We fall asleep just listening to ourselves drone on and on about our nervous ticks and bouts with pinkeye. If you must though, feel free to use one of the following:


For all things other than demos (NO PHYSICAL DEMOS PLEASE) or creditors, send to:

Smallman Records
P.O. Box 352, RPO Corydon
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
R3M 3V3


As you may have figured out from our lack of updates, the label and management have gone into hibernation. If it is something critically important, please contact .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)




We are generally around for about 10 minutes at 2pm central time. Only on Tuesdays. Once a month. And anyway, phones are so 1997.