Welcome to your official source for places we want you to go look at on the instant-web-net.  If any of these links attempt to sell you Viagra, or any other sort of sexual-enhancement drug aimed at aging men, please let us know so we can make an order remove it.

Bands and labels: we’ve also compiled a listing of resources that might be of use to you.


All hail commercial interests!

Photographers and Designers

They make our stuff look like it’s not actually shit, which is frankly amazing.

Erratta and Such-and-Such

Web sites that we’d like to link to on the internet.

Current Roster

Smallman Graveyard


They’re not as great as us, but pretty good, haha.