Ringtones
  • Mr. Invitation
    Greg MacPherson
    Mr. Invitation
    SMR 051 | CD, Released 03/30/2010
  • Home Is Where The Heartache Is
    Grave Maker
    Home Is Where The Heartache Is
    SMR 050 | Vinyl+Digital, Released 10/06/2009
  • Monolith
    Sights and Sounds
    Monolith
    SMR 047 | CD, Released 05/26/2009
  • Controller
    Misery Signals
    Controller
    SMR 45 | CD, Released 03/17/2009
  • Supporting Caste
    Propagandhi
    Supporting Caste
    SMR044 | CD, Released 03/10/2009
  • Passenger Action - S/T
    Passenger Action
    Passenger Action - S/T
    SMR 43 | CD, Released 02/10/2009
  • Acoustic Blueprints
    Passenger Action
    Acoustic Blueprints
    SMR 041 | Digital, Released 12/16/2008
  • The Brillant Disguise
    The Reason
    The Brillant Disguise
    SMR042 | Digital, Released 12/16/2008
  • Trees And Shade Are Our Only Fences
    Sylvie
    Trees And Shade Are Our Only Fences
    SMR038 | CD, Released 10/21/2008
  • Through The Noise
    Comeback Kid
    Through The Noise
    SMR037 | DVD+CD, Released 10/14/2008
  • Bury Me At Sea
    Grave Maker
    Bury Me At Sea
    SMR 039 | CD, Released 10/14/2008
  • The Fences EP
    Sylvie
    The Fences EP
    SMR 040 | Digital, Released 09/29/2008
  • Law of the Land
    Carpenter
    Law of the Land
    SMR036 | CD, Released 06/03/2008
  • Night Life
    Sick City
    Night Life
    SMR035 | CD, Released 09/25/2007
  • Sights and Sounds
    Sights and Sounds
    Sights and Sounds
    SMR033 | EP, Released 07/10/2007
  • Broadway Calls
    Broadway Calls
    Broadway Calls
    SMR034 | CD, Released 07/09/2007
  • Turf Wars
    Daggermouth
    Turf Wars
    SMR032 | CD, Released 04/03/2007
  • Things Couldn’t Be Better
    The Reason
    Things Couldn’t Be Better
    SMR030 | CD, Released 03/06/2007
  • Broadcasting…
    Comeback Kid
    Broadcasting…
    SMR031 | CD, Released 02/20/2007
  • From Below
    Our Mercury
    From Below
    SMR028 | CD, Released 02/28/2006
  • An Electric Trace
    Sylvie
    An Electric Trace
    SMR029 | CD, Released 10/25/2005
  • Slow Fade OR: How I Learned to Question Infinity
    Choke
    Slow Fade OR: How I Learned to Question Infinity
    SMR025 | CD, Released 03/22/2005
  • City of No Light
    Ghosts of Modern Man
    City of No Light
    SMR027 | CD, Released 03/08/2005
  • Wake the Dead
    Comeback Kid
    Wake the Dead
    SMR026 | CD, Released 02/22/2005
  • Ravenna
    The Reason
    Ravenna
    SMR024 | CD, Released 09/14/2004
  • The River Bed
    Small Brown Bike
    The River Bed
    SMR023 | CD, Released 01/09/2004
  • Are We Really Happy With Who We Are Right Now?
    Moneen
    Are We Really Happy With Who We Are Right Now?
    SMR021 | CD, Released 06/03/2003
  • Nail Yourself to the Ground
    Small Brown Bike
    Nail Yourself to the Ground
    SMR022 | EP, Released 05/07/2003
  • The Daylight Robbery
    Selfmademan
    The Daylight Robbery
    SMR020 | CD, Released 05/06/2003
  • Anthem Red
    Sixty Stories
    Anthem Red
    SMR019 | CD, Released 10/06/2002
  • There’s A Story To This Moral
    Choke
    There’s A Story To This Moral
    SMR018 | CD, Released 04/19/2002
  • Different Places To Sit / A Loveless Kiss
    Sixty Stories
    Different Places To Sit / A Loveless Kiss
    SMR017 | CD, Released 09/25/2001
  • The Theory of Harmonial Value
    Moneen
    The Theory of Harmonial Value
    SMR016 | CD, Released 03/06/2001
  • Solutions to Substance
    Layaway Plan
    Solutions to Substance
    SMR015 | CD, Released 03/06/2001
  • Across the Water
    Various Artists
    Across the Water
    SMR014 | CD, Released 02/06/2001
  • Smaller Chairs For The Early 1900’s
    Moneen
    Smaller Chairs For The Early 1900’s
    SMR013 | EP, Released 04/11/2000
  • Plasti-Scene
    Another Joe
    Plasti-Scene
    SMR012 | CD, Released 02/15/2000
  • Cran-doodle Daddy
    Another Joe
    Cran-doodle Daddy
    SMR011 | CD, Released 11/02/1999
  • Alkaline
    Guy Smiley
    Alkaline
    SMR008 | CD, Released 09/21/1999
  • Foreword
    Choke
    Foreword
    SMR010 | CD, Released 09/21/1999
  • Give’er
    Choke
    Give’er
    SMR009 | CD, Released 06/01/1999
  • Auger
    Guy Smiley
    Auger
    SMR006 | CD, Released 04/27/1999
  • Force of Habit
    Layaway Plan
    Force of Habit
    SMR007 | CD, Released 02/02/1999
  • Needless To Say
    Choke
    Needless To Say
    SMR005 | CD, Released 02/03/1998
  • Can’t Turn Back
    Guy Smiley
    Can’t Turn Back
    SMR004 | CD, Released 06/03/1997
  • Addictive
    Layaway Plan
    Addictive
    SMR003 | CD, Released 06/03/1997
  • I Am Happy Here
    Farley Mohawk
    I Am Happy Here
    SMR002 | CD, Released 11/19/1996
  • Unit
    Twelve Eyes
    Unit
    SMR001 | CD, Released 11/01/1996

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